SMILEY PSYCHOTIC BUTTON BOTTLE OPENER (C: 0-1-2)
You'll be grinning maniacally as you pop open your tasty beverages with this fully sculpted bottle opener of Smiley the Psychotic Button! Everyone's favorite demonic flair from Chaos! Comics is coming to a kitchen near you, made of sturdy zinc alloy and stainless steel, measuring approximately 3.75 inches tall, and shipping in a full-color box. Plus, a magnet on the back will keep him stuck to your fridge, on full display for your jealous friends and family. Put Smiley's gnarly teeth to good use and pry open a cold one!